$#!t We Say

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"You do so many things that make me think you are a genius baby; and then you eat a business card and I think, 'Hmm maybe not.' -Laura

"It's OK to kill bugs because they bother us." -Pablo

"Maybe you should not beat your brother's head against the wall because he took your flashlight." -Lauren

"Please don't rub your bottom on me." -Nick

"Who's boogers are on me?" -Megan

"Poop or dirt? Smell it." -Megan

"Honey, there is mysterious white vomit over here. Dog or kid? No one seems to know."- Megan

"No, you can't sit in my lap when I pee." -Megan

"Stop cutting your sister's head off." -Ashley

"You don't need a sword to go pee." -Ashley

"Please don't put rocks in your bottom." -Laura

"Your sister is not a donkey." -Nick

"Do not put your fruit bowl on our pillows."-Gabe (a.k.a. Don't tea bag my pillow).

"'I like your chest' is not an appropriate compliment."-Laura

"No you can't lick my ears." -Ashley